A bit about me, a bit about you!

A few burning questions i'm sure you've all been dying to find the answers to! Also known as Suze is still not feeling well and is finding it difficult to write something witty!

Sil - put your answers below mine!

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?
SUZE:
1. Produce: grapefruit! (ruby red)
2. Bakery: rainbow cookies!
3. Meat: filet mignon
4. Frozen: ice cream!
5. Dairy: chocolate pudding swirl! (technically in the dairy section)

SIL:
1. Produce: carrots (who doesn't want to see in the dark) and blueberries (super food!) Did you really think I could pick just one??
2. Bakery: cake. cupcakes. and, cookie cake. (all in the cake family so it's like choosing just one.) did i say cake?
3. Meat: tofu. or wild alaskan salmon.
4. Frozen: skinny cow.
5. Dairy: skinny cow. no, fresh mozerella.

Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
SUZ:
1. flip flops
2. a bathing suit
3. a comfy sweatshirt
4. another bathing suit (options are important)
5. a sarong (can be used as a blanket too!)
(lets hope this weekend getaway is to a beach!)

SIL: (pls note, directions say 3 yet there are 5 answer spaces. tricky, suze.)
1. my ridiculously cool orange and purple nike running shoes. (my boss even bought herself a pair! but you shouldn't. cause then you'd be biting my steeze. have to let the boss do it.)
2. cute jeans
3. cambridge athletics t-shirt from freshman year of high school
4. a dress that can be worn for weekend or night
5. spandex (can be worn for running or under the dress if it is cold - look at that versatility)

If I was to listen in on your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
SUZ:
1. I can haz?
2. To be honest
3. Literally
4. Best/funniest/worst thing ever
5. Jerkface

SIL:
1. really?
2. thanks
3. i think...
4. how's it goin'?
5. i'm hungry.

So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
Suz:
1. brushing my teeth ( i have stinky morning breath - too much information?)
2. wearing clothing to work (naked is fine at home, but work, not so much)
3. looking at icanhazcheeseburger. It makes me giggle out loud

Sil:
1. talking to my mama (well, almost every day)
2. something active, even just walking (endorphins are my drug of choice. wow, that sounds lame.)
3. checking my blackberry (if i miss something, the reprecussions definitely don't put me in the best mood.)


We are going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
Suz:
1. PENGUINS
2. PENGUINS
3. Spectacled Eiders

Sil:
1. anything from the ocean that makes me feel like i'm actually at the aquarium
2. chimpanzees (watch the nat geo special that shows how awesomely smart they are!)
3. giraffes

You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
Suz:
1. Law and Order
2. Law and Order SVU
3. Law and Order CI
4. 30 Rock

Sil:
1. american gladiators. (needs no explanation)
2. locked up abroad (you'd get to travel somewhere exotic!! albeit to also to the airport and jail.)
3. south park (is that even possible? really, it is a smart, topical show)
4. sex and the city (are quasi-cliche, shows that no longer film allowed?)

You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
Suz:
1. Ben and Jerry's Mint Chocolate Cookie
2. Haagan Daaz Chocolate with rainbow sprinkles
3. Coffee

Sil: ice cream gives me a belly ache - how bout frozen yogurt (milk not cream!)
1. black raspberry chocolate chip
2. rainbow sorbet (not exactly frozen yogurt)
3. chocolate and vanilla non-fat swirl
(man, that's kind of a gross triple dipper, huh?)


Somebody stole your purse…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?

Suz:
1. bberry
2. lippy
3. some form of Reeses something for EBJ
4. monies
5. flip flops for walking to work

Sil: who stole my purse?? watch out, i take shadow boxing.
1. bberry (god, we're addicted, suze)
2. cell phone
3. mi walleta
4. mi cameraera
5. formerly frozen veggie burger patty, the economist, a wheel of cheese, gold heels, checkbook, bberry, cell phone and all the rest (one long night at the bar following one long night at the office...don't ask. or do, if you want to die laughing. really.)

You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
Suz:
1. Katie Couric (while at Today)
2. Brian Williams
3. David Gregory
4. a penguin feeder at the Central Park Zoo
5. Mama Rose in Gypsy on Broadway

Sil: this is a hard one...
1. master sommelier
2. master florist (or just a regular florist would suffice)
3. bill bryson. (funniest. travel. writer. ever.)
4. mia hamm (some dreams never die.)
5. president.

I bet you all feel MUCH more informed.